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in reply to Kaboom

Someone in Ohio ate a cat on a drug fueled rampage. She wasn't Haitian and she doesn't live near Springfield.

The "rumor" or outrage is someone posted that clip and claimed or inferred she was a Haitian migrant from Springfield.

There's also a photo of a black man holding a goose by the neck. Is this photo from Ohio? Does this person have a reason to hold a goose by the neck? Who knows, but we will just say he's a Springfield Haitian.

There's also a lady who called 911 and reported her neighbor stole and ate her cat. When people investigated later, she admitted her cat just got out and had returned home.

It's like that South Park clip

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in reply to Euphorazine

There's also a photo of a black man holding a goose by the neck. Is this photo from Ohio?


Yes, in Springfield. No one knows who he was though, why he had the goose, or his nationality, although the person taking the picture thought he was Samoan.



That was not part of the plan, Jack!


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Introduce a little chaos. Upset the established order, and everybody is distracted. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's ... uh ...

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good.
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Seriously, though, out of many issues, many of y'all chose this as one?

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Anyways, I'm back...

Consider this account mental and block if you want (to be honest, since I'm thin-skinned, I should actually dismiss any replies in my inbox)

Keep downvoting but I'll be reloading
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Trump's plan for Ukraine comes into focus: Territorial concessions but NATO off the table


Summary

Donald Trump’s advisers are proposing plans to end the Ukraine war that involve territorial concessions to Russia and ruling out NATO membership for Ukraine.

These proposals aim to pressure both sides into negotiations, leveraging military aid as a carrot or stick. Plans include freezing current battle lines or creating demilitarized zones.

Analysts doubt the feasibility, citing likely resistance from Ukraine, European allies, and U.S. lawmakers.

Trump’s approach reflects his campaign pledge to resolve the conflict quickly, but critics argue it risks legitimizing Russian aggression and undermining Western alliances.

in reply to MicroWave

So essentially his plan to "end the war" is to force Ukraine into submitting to all of Russia's demands?

He couldn't be much more overtly in bed with Russia if he tried... Might as well just wait for the photos to leak of him in a rather grotesque threesome with Elon and Putin at this point.

in reply to Th4tGuyII

Pretty much anybody with a functioning brain understood that's the way the war was going to end from the start.





in reply to rastro

Hold it in while you intestine absorbs the caffeine soaked in your poo. If you don't, you are wasting it.
in reply to Frog

This is why I buttchug my coffee, much better absorption rate that way!

in reply to rastro

I was legally contracted to say yes.

At least it was satisfying to answer NO when the question involved their personal (not a company one) acer cheap mall laptop filled with mcafee, bloatware and socuh combined with the slowest low capacity hdd in existence.

Hell NO

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in reply to rastro

Start talking about logic gates and flip flops and PLAs and FPGA, maybe even throw in few of the ASICs. If they don't shut up even after that then bring in the big guns and start talking about doping and PN junctions and How BJTs are better than FETs

in reply to rastro

That old man giving me ~~Vietnam~~ childhood flashbacks
in reply to rastro

I'll take hippie and grandpa. Yoga is nice and shit. Grandpa, I can just tune out. The others bother me far more than I like for some reason.

in reply to moe90

I wonder if this will last longer than Trump leaving Twitter did
in reply to moe90

Thinking about this again I bet it's because they don't want to face criticism for their oppression of their citizens. This is the perfect move if that's where they're going for, go to like Bluesky or something lol


in reply to mr_MADAFAKA

So is it like a distro I can install on my Rog Ally X or something? No need for Bazzite anymore?
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lemmy - Link to source
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Just opened it up to check.. It is Arch. I was able to grab pacman in it, and use it to get fastfetch to confirm (as if I needed to at that point lol).
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in reply to Stomata

Nice to see Musk having some real wholesome inspirations.

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What's next, recreating Torment Nexus from the famous novel "Don't Create Torment Nexus"? Though Elon brain chips is already Torment Nexus for all the monkeys who lived and died in insane pain in the development process.

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in reply to Stomata

Yay, now you can pay for sponsorships in a form of schizophrenia. I'd rather have actual schizophrenia, than whatever this is.

in reply to justhach

I thought this was referring to the gifts the United Healthcare CEO got yesterday.
in reply to justhach

It will be weird going to vote in 2026 whilst living in a fascist totalitarian dictatorship. Will there only be one choice to vote for?

in reply to rustydomino

Aulë was fucking savage, when his wife Yavanna worried that his creations, the Dwarves, would cut down all the trees, his response was "everyone is gonna cut down the trees". Brutal.
in reply to Godric

Nevertheless, they will need wood. Absolute dickhead. She should have made her trees eat dwarves in response.



Former NATO Soldier's Emergency Warning