VATICAN CITY—In a milestone many Roman Catholics hope will bring the church into the 21st century, Vatican officials issued a statement Tuesday formally recognizing Generation Z’s first demon. “For his innovative use of digital communications to torment and possess the Christian faithful, Melapheus, better known by his online handle DiabolusMel, is hereby accorded full demonhood,” Pope […]
Tensions between the United States and Venezuela are escalating, with President Trump stating that land strikes on drug traffickers could come “very soon.” The Onion examines the pros and cons of entering a war against Venezuela. PRO “Caracas” fun to say Raises total number of countries Americans can name to respectable nine Would be nice […]
Starting in 2026, Malaysia will ban social media accounts for anyone under 16, joining other countries such as Australia in imposing digital age limits. What do you think?
Those fucking little spineless cunts. Hope somebody straps that fucking emerald mine Karen to one of his rockets and blasts him too mars mastodon.social/@eunews/115673…
When I accidentally stabbed myself with a pencil Right in the meaty bit between my thumb and forefinger Because I turned over the pencil to use the eraser But I fumbled the maneuver And I watched as blood collected in a tidy pool In the palm of my hand I got permission to walk to the nurses office
But halfway there this girl saw my t-shirt With a picture of Lestat from Interview with the Vampire That said “Drink from me and live forever” And this girl, mocking, she said “So if I drink from you will I live forever?” And I just looked away and kept walking But sometimes I still think about
What I should have done Because what I should have done was I should have shown her my hand Looked her straight in the eye Brought my cupped hand up to my lips And drank it
Heartbreaking news regarding Mexican anarchist political prisoner Jorge "Yorch" Esquivel.
"With pain in our hearts, we believe that the most loving thing we can do at this time is to take responsibility that the best for our Yorch is that he stops suffering and that his body may finally rest. He needs our accompaniment, solidarity, and support to face this difficult and painful transition."
Translated from the Spanish-language post on the Auditorio Che Facebook page.Learn more about Mexican anarchist political prisoner Jorge “Yorch” Esquivel here. December 6, 2025, 3:40pm Dear family,…
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