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It's Official: Trump Wins U.S. Presidency
His win in Wisconsin put him over the 270 threshold needed to secure the presidency.
Real Image of Rare 'Fire Rainbow' Photographed Over Alaska?
The atmospheric phenomenon, technically known as a circumhorizontal arc, only occurs at precise locations under specific conditions.
No, US Rep. Jamie Raskin Didn't Say Democrats 'Won't Be Certifying the Election'
He allegedly said, "Let folks cast their votes for Trump if that’s their choice. But mark my words, we won’t be certifying the election."
No Evidence Harris Faked Phone Call with Voter on Election Day 2024
Popular conservative accounts on X and The New York Post shared this rumor with a brief video obtained from live broadcasts.
Misleading Video Supposedly Shows SC Polling Place Not Letting People Submit Their Own Votes
Misinformation about people voting from their cars spread rapidly on Election Day.
Truth Behind Claim Biden Said Trump, GOP Are 'Type of Guys' You'd 'Like to Smack in the A**'
Biden's remark came during a campaign event in Scranton, Penn., in which he talked extensively about Trump and Republican policies.
Did Google Searches Show Map of 'Where To Vote for Harris' But Not for Trump on Election Day 2024?
X owner Elon Musk asked if this Election Day rumor was true. Our research found it was a mixture of truth and missing context.
Rihanna Promised to Drop a New Song if Harris Wins?
Despite the online rumor, RiRi fans will have to wait for new music regardless of the election's outcome.
Cambria County, Pennsylvania, Extended Voting Hours Due to Software Malfunction?
A software issue affected voter scanning machines in a single Pennsylvania county.
Numerous key positions to be filled in US election
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Melania Trump's Body Double Didn't Appear After Voting
Images of the Trumps standing together after voting resulted in unfounded rumors of a Melania look-alike.
Baseless Claim Says Harris Went Crazy and 'Snapped' at 'Lack of PA Voter Turnout'
X users shared a baseless rumor before the U.S. Election Day that a campaign official for Harris said "she snapped" at the alleged low turnout.
This is a Fake Video of Massive Crowd at Virginia Trump Rally
Social media posts claimed the footage authentically showed the crowd at Trump’s Nov. 2, 2024, rally in Salem, Virginia.
Yes, Pic Shows Walz's Relatives Wearing 'Nebraska Walz's for Trump' Shirts
In the weeks ahead of the 2024 U.S. elections, online users shared a photo showing eight people wearing similar T-shirts.
Trump Said He Doesn't Need To Tell Supporters To Be Non-Violent
Despite Trump supporters leading the deadly Jan. 6, 2021, Capitol riot, he told reporters, "My supporters are not violent people."
Delayed Vote Totals Aren't a Sure Sign of Widespread Election Fraud
One X user claimed Democrats would "use those extra days to try to steal" the election.