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I like to post a spooky meme or pic every day when it's Hallowe'en.

Scottish people used to carve turnips instead of pumpkins and dressing up is called "guising" here. The more you know.

#Spooky23 #MemeTemplate

Purple wash over a photo of a skeleton crushed by a rock. Sandy ground, more rocks in the background.

Text on the rock "The Halloween Memes"

Text on the skeleton "YOU"

Purple wash over a photo of a skeleton crushed by a rock. Sandy ground, more rocks in the background.

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Comic © @CrustaceanSingles, give them a follow.

👻 #Comics

@CrustaceanSingles

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Spooky image for today, seemed appropriate. 💀

Line drawn art, black and white.

A skeleton in a denim jacket with a Sheriff's badge on it. They're wearing a big cowboy hat and holding a rifle, there's a little piece of wheat sticking out of their teeth.

"We don't take kindly to those who don't take kindly round here..."

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2 panel meme. A bird skeleton, it has a big beak and a scrawny spine.

1: Bird skeleton is looking left. "You want.."

2: Bird skeleton looks at you. "sum spook"

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Painted art, a woman with a big jacket with trans, pink triangle and "punks respect pronouns" badges. Her hair is green and black, her eyes are completely white, she's got a determined expression. Little green ghosts fly round her. Spooky dead trees and stars in the background.

Text in a ghostly font:

HAUNT YOUR LOCAL TRANSPHOBE

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If you carve yer turnip now you could have some little dead looking guys by the time Hallowe'en comes.

A carved turnip with a scary face, there's a candle in it so it looks spooky. On the right, two little wizened turnips who look dead and wrinkled.

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It is Wednesday, my dudes.

Pink and pale green art, a circle of frogs worshipping a skull that's hanging above them. The frogs are floating upwards from the water with their arms raised.

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3 pumpkins forming a pumpkin person, outdoors on grass. Their stick arms are spread out with other bashed and smashed pumpkins over their "hands" and on the ground around them. The text says "Become Ungovernable".

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#SigourneyWeaver

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IT'S GOBLIN TIME

Blurry shot from an 80's news segment. A man dressed as Dracula runs past some windows (maybe a train?) with his fangs showing off, cape flapping behind him. He looks like he's holding back a laugh - white guy, brown short hair, bushy moustache.

Text at the top:

== COMING UP ==

Text at the bottom:

GOBLIN TIME

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Goblin crew 🦉 🐈‍

An owl and a lucky black cat on an old-fashioned Hallowe'en greeting card. They're sitting to a black and orange witches hat and a broom with the moon behind them.

Text:

"Look out!

or else a goblin crew

will try to have some fun

with you"

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beep beep mfers

An old grainy black and white pic of an American bus, front view. The number is 23 and the destination is "CREEPS & WEIRDOS". The bus' headlights are lit up and the wipers are going. Through the window, there's a faint outline of the body of someone driving but no head.

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When you love Hallowe'en but you are also a furry. 👻

A skeelton standing in a corner of a room next to a counter, it has one hand resting on it. The skeleton is covered in fur. The skeleton's hand is resting on a knife.

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Pic © Sagittarius Simpson
facebook.com/briannalsimpson

An orange Neighbourhood Watch sign on a pole, the sign has a cartoonified version of a shady figure in a black hat and trench coat with the collar turned up. Underneath stands a young Black man wearing a black hat and trench coat with the collar turned up over his face. Trees and houses in the background.

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Art © Bill Crisafi
billcrisafi.com

#FridayThe13th

A frogwitch, orange body. The frog is viewed from behind, hunched over a broomstick and about to take off, they're staring at you with big eyes. The frog is wearing a black pointy witches hat and carrying a pumpkin handbag. They're wearing a black thong bikini and very high heels. They have round arse cheeks.

The Artwork of Bill Crisafi

Bill Crisafi is an artist who lives and works in Chicago IL. His body of work is heavily influenced by the dark nostalgia of his home state of Massachusetts.

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#FridayThe13th

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Painted vintage greeting card. A ghostly white figure with the head of a huge orange pumpkin, moving through a field of pumpkins and trees. Clouds in the sky. The pumpkin has an old-timey burglar mask on over glowing eyes. There's a lit cigarette hanging out of the pumpkin's mouth.

There's a poem:

"Don't ask
Why I'm masked
On this Hallowe'en night
Tis my love to disguise
So don't be surprised
If I give you a terrible fright"

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#Meme

A dark photo of a forest with trees leaning over like they're really old and heavy. There's a thick fog rolling along the ground.

Text: KINDA IN THE MOOD TO BECOME A DENSE FOG ON THE FOREST FLOOR

#meme

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Pic © LyonKid Art
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Street scene at night, art in the style of an old comic with dot printing. There's a bench and trees in the background, under a hazy streetlight.

A skeleton leans on top of a public phone box with the receiver pressed against where their ear would be. The skeleton says "Hey Mom? Yeah, I fucked up. Can you come get me?"

Instagram

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Comic © Shen Comix
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Four panel comic in cute colours.

1: A skeleton chases some people who are running away screaming. "Raaaaaargh!", the skeleton yells.

2: The skeleton sits in a chair next to a houseplant. "Yeah, you can pretty much do anything when you're a skeleton."

3: The skeleton sits waving a boney arm. "I mean, I've got nothing to lose. No flesh, nothing!"

4: The skeleton waves their hand. "What are they gonna do, kill me again?!"

Shen Comix

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#comics

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From Superman's Girl Friend, Lois Lane Vol 1, No 63

#Comics

A frame from a Superman comic.

Lois Lane is a skeleton, she walks into a room full of other skeletons wearing jewellery.

Text:
As Lois enters the next room....

Lois thinks to herself "The lights are dimming. That weird, fluorescent effect reveals the skeletons of the members! UGH! No wonder they call themselves SKUL... Hold it! They're wearing brooches, necklaces and bracelets! THEY'RE ALL GIRLS!"

#comics

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#ItIsWednesday #MyDudes

A tiny pale green frog with gold eyes sits inside a ceramic orange pumpkin, they're giving off a wry smile.

Text:

It's spooky time, fellas

#mydudes #itiswednesday

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Night-time forest scene, bluish black hue. The moon is lit in the sky overhead, dead centre, over tall trees. A furry creature with a bald head and wild hair sticking out at the sides approaches the trail cam. It is DANNY DE VITO.

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Painted art. A skeleton using a coffin as a boat on water. They're wearing a red hooded cloak and smiling. The boat is filled with red skulls.

Text:
omw to make the vibe weird

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Comic © Jim Benton
jimbenton.com

#Comics

4 panel comic, muted colours.

1: Death, a hooded figure, stands at the end of a bed. "Your time is at an end."

A figure under the covers says "Ok cool, just let me get ten more minutes."

2: Death crosses their arms and says "Oh for god's sake."

3: Death scowls at the figure in the bed as time passes.

4: Death gets into bed next to the figure and says "DAMN your feet are cold."

Home | Jim Benton

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#comics

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András István Arató, who became the "Hide the pain Harold" meme. He's a white man with white hair and goatee, wearing a tan biker jacket, black trousers and trainers. He's standing in an urban street and smiling as a tall hooded figure with a scary mask envelops him in their cloak.

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Art © Lee Gatlin
leegatlin.com

A skeleton is doing Open Mic night, they're on a stage holding a microphone, curtains to the side of them. They're wearing a t-shirt and jeans, no shoes.

"I went to the nude beach for the first time the other day.

I didn't know what to expect.

But it was a pretty bare bones affair."

Lee Gatlin

^{Lee Gatlin}

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Art © Lee Gatlin
leegatlin.com

A witch is doing Open Mic night, they're on a stage holding a microphone, curtains to the side of them. They're wearing a pointy hat, skull necklace, and holding a broom. They've got an eyepatch and big earrings on.

"Now I've been married to a wizard for years and years.

One day he ups and tells me he wants a DIVORCE.

Says he doesn't feel like the same man I married anymore.

I says, that's right, you don't! And you better straighten up and fly right if you want me to give you the antidote."

Lee Gatlin

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Comic © Poorly Drawn Lines
poorlydrawnlines.com

#Comics

6 panel muted colours comic.

1: A vampire, hiding behind a cloak. "It's a vampire!"

2: A guy with a beard screams "ahhhhhh!"

3: "And a skeleton!" A skeleton waves its arms and makes a scary face.

4: A guy with a beard says "Ewww!"

5: The skeleton looks dejected.

6: The skeleton is tucked up under the bed covers looking depressed and thinking to themselves "ew?"

Poorly Drawn Lines

A thrice-weekly webcomic written and illustrated by Reza Farazmand. New comics every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

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#comics

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Art © Tiina Menzel
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A skeleton tucked up cosy in bed with a surprised looking grey fluffy cat with big green eyes. There's ivy and a string of fairy lights above them. The skeleton is holding a hot mug of tea and rubbing the cat's head.

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A glass table with a bowl of cigarettes and a lighter next to it. There's a piece of paper that says "Please, only 1 cig per kid. (Don't take lighter)"

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Spirit of Halloween costume packet, it's plastic, rectangular and orange with a window so you can see the costume. The costume is Graham Linehan whose head is quite enlarged ahehe, white guy, glasses, asymmetrical brown eyes. He's looking smug and holding a copy of his book, "Totally Divorced". On the packet is a list of items that come with the costume:

INCLUDES -

SELF-PUBLISHED DIVORCE GUIDE

GIANT HEID

GLASSES

SPAGHETTI SPOON

SHUT UP! FUCK OFF!

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Spirit of Halloween costume packet, it's plastic, rectangular and orange with a window so you can see the costume. The costume is "Adult Human Chicken". There's a human-like figure made out of yellow rubber chicken parts with crinkly skin and a surprised looking chicken head, red open "mouth" and googly eyes. The body of the human chicken is in a classic boxing defence pose with fists raised. There's a list of items included:

Egg, Grease

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#Spooktober

The Cenobite from Hellraiser, behind the scenes candid shot in a dressing room. There's a 3D effect on the photo. The Cenobite is pale with dark eyes and mouth, there's a series of big jaggy pins all over their head and face. They're smoking a 🚬 and wearing a stripey dressing gown, the natural clothing for all enbies.

Text:
"Unbothered. Moisturised. Happy. In my lane. Focussed. Flourishing."

#Spooktober

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Farmer Fran from "The Waterboy", white guy with shoulder length brown hair. He's in front of a huge field of pumpkins and pulling on two witch hats covering his nipples. He's got a witch hat on his head too.

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A big bowl of scrambled egg in a cauldron near a front door. There's a printed sign that says "Warm scrambled egg. One handful per child". There's a fake hand with five fingers and a thumb reaching out to it.

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A 399lb pumpkin painted to look like Taylor Swift, a white singer with blue eyes and blonde hair. The face is eh, a bit distorted? The artist sits to the right, she's wearing glasses and giant earrings and smiling.

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"Tomada por un ingeniero hace tres días, al parecer de un aluxe. Todo es místico."

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A fuzzy black and white photo of a very tall tree with a twisty trunk. At the top, in the branches sits a figure, really grainy, white hair and glowing eyes.

Mexico's president shares photo of what he says "appears to be an aluxe," a "mystical" woodland spirit

President Andrés Manuel López Obrador appeared to be serious in describing the photo as capturing an apparent Aluxe, a creature from Mayan folklore.

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#VincentPrice #Muppets

#Muppets #vincentprice

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Inside a shopping mall, a skeleton riding a red mobility scooter. Bright lighting, neon in the background, tiled floor.

Text says: beep beep mfers

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Winner of the 25th Annual Great PUPkin contest in Brooklyn. 18 yr old chihuahua Gertie as David Byrne. 😆

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#DogsOfMastodon

A tiny black chihuahua with a grey face, she's in a shopping bag inside an oversized grey suit. Her humon is holding the bag up so it looks like "David Byrne" is walking. Lots of Brown and Black people in the background taking photos over a green barrier, sunny day, trees in the distance.

Meet the good doggos at the 25th annual Great PUPkin costume contest - Brooklyn Magazine

This year’s winner at the Fort Greene tradition was Gertie the chihuahua dressed as ‘David Byrne's Big Suit.’

^{Scott Lynch (Brooklyn Magazine)}

#dogsofmastodon

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IT'S THE 31ST 👻 🦇 🎃

A dug out dirt grave but there's a bed in it, there are weeds growing around the edge. It has a silky cushion with a drawn on smiling face and a blanket that says "STAY WEIRD".

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#Comics

Black and white comic. Hank and Peggy Hill from animated series "King of the Hill". They're both in the kitchen. Hank is a flat butted man with a military hairdo and big square glasses. Peggy has short hair and big feet.

1: Hank is holding a beer. "Hey peg, have you seen Ladybird?"

2: Peggy is at the counter, with her back to Hank.

3: Hank says "Peg?"

4: Peg whips round, her face is zombified, she has big fangs and snake eyes, she says "HiiiisssSSSSSSSSSSS"

5: Hank is perturbed.

6: He says "I tell you hwat"

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#comics

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Just over an hour to post more Hallowe'en memes

*puff pant*

A screenshot from Planes Trains and Automobiles. Two skeletons in a car, one with white hair the other with brown hair and a moustache. They're both screaming!

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FOUR YOOTS

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#Comics

Four panel black and white hand drawn art.

1: A skeleton in a little hat and cape says "HA HA HA HA"

2: Their jaw closes. "Wait a minute..."

3: The skeleton gets out a little magic marker and draws evil eyebrows on their face.

4: A skeleton in a little hat and cape with big bushy evil eyebrows says "HA HA HA HA"

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