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i love this so much
maybe i’ll hang it in my classroom this year
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for fun, an unofficial Pythagoras' Theorem DLC:
Pythagoras' Theorem:the squared area of a hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squared areas of the other two sides
Pythagoras' Guna gun handled in euclidean space must be handled with euclidean care
Pythagoras' Catthe area of a cat is equal to the area of the box containing him
Pythagoras' Razorthe most elegant triangle is probably the right one
Pythagoras' Lawsquare pizza must be served with three accompanying sides
@falcennial hahahaha
ok, i’ll work to extend the franchise … lemme think a minute
@falcennial The Streisand Effect:the attempt to silence or censor information will lead to greater public awareness of that information
Streisand’s Gun:The time to put the silencer on the gun is before firing, not after
Streisand’s Cat:If you throw your noisy cat out of the house, it will caterwaul all night outside your window
Streisand’s Razor:The best singers in the world do not get nose jobs
Streisand’s Law:Any unpleasant rumor than can be spread, will be spread
millennial fulcrum
in reply to babydisambiguator • • •for fun, an unofficial Pythagoras' Theorem DLC:
Pythagoras' Theorem:
the squared area of a hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squared areas of the other two sides
Pythagoras' Gun
a gun handled in euclidean space must be handled with euclidean care
Pythagoras' Cat
the area of a cat is equal to the area of the box containing him
Pythagoras' Razor
the most elegant triangle is probably the right one
Pythagoras' Law
square pizza must be served with three accompanying sides
babydisambiguator
in reply to millennial fulcrum • • •@falcennial hahahaha
ok, i’ll work to extend the franchise … lemme think a minute
babydisambiguator
in reply to millennial fulcrum • • •@falcennial The Streisand Effect:
the attempt to silence or censor information will lead to greater public awareness of that information
Streisand’s Gun:
The time to put the silencer on the gun is before firing, not after
Streisand’s Cat:
If you throw your noisy cat out of the house, it will caterwaul all night outside your window
Streisand’s Razor:
The best singers in the world do not get nose jobs
Streisand’s Law:
Any unpleasant rumor than can be spread, will be spread
Paul McO'Smith III
in reply to millennial fulcrum • • •