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in reply to Vee

this is hilarious :awesome: :blobimfine:

#alttext "#Venn diagram illustrating the overlap in phrases used for three different scenarios: starting a fight, petting a dog, and consoling a child.
"You wanna go outside?" can be used for starting a fight or petting a dog.
"You want your mommy?" can be used for starting a fight or consoling a child.
"Shh, it's okay" can be used for petting a dog or consoling a child.
The phrase "Hey #buddy" can be used in all three situations."

in reply to Vee

Why did the child need consoling? I hope you didn't start a fight with them...