it takes significantly less propellant to launch them on a one-way trip into deep space. And as an added bonus, they'll die of slow starvation as well.

I think they prefer the bottom of the ocean…

Thank you, appreciated.

Elmo wants to go to Mars, Let's help him.

Too much fuel required, better to land them on Mars. Well, when I say "land" I mean "crash" but there's a very good reason for that.

well since they’re self proclaimed geniuses can we drop them off in Antarctica with a Swiss army knife and box of matches ? You know, to prove the genius problem solver thing.