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And now this: the Attorney General and the FBI Director summon a member of Congress to the White House Situation Room—“a space reserved for handling high-level crises and military operations”—to pressure her to help with their coverup of the century's most notorious pedophile and sex trafficker.

I guess it's a crisis.

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#EpsteinFiles



RE: mstdn.social/@Nickiquote/11553…

Nothing will happen. #politics


What will happen when US voters find out ol’ Donny Trump is a corrupt rapist? Anything more than the last time they found out he’s a corrupt rapist? Or the time before that? #USpol



What will happen when US voters find out ol’ Donny Trump is a corrupt rapist? Anything more than the last time they found out he’s a corrupt rapist? Or the time before that? #USpol
in reply to Nick

Remember that time when Americans all knew that Donald Trump was a corrupt rapist and they elected him anyway? And he even won the popular vote? #USpol
in reply to Nick

But listen! Maybe if we expose that he’s even MORE rapist, they’ll start to listen.



Juuuuuuust found out my brother-in-law is bringing his never-masking family up here for Thanksgiving.

I don’t think I’ll ever speak to him again after this.

#CovidIsntOver #CovidIsAirborne





Divorce Rumors Swirl After Hailey Bieber Spotted With Justin’s Severed Head


BEVERLY HILLS, CA—In a widely shared photo that sparked divorce rumors, model Hailey Bieber was spotted taking a walk Wednesday with husband Justin Bieber’s severed head. “It could be nothing, but it’s a little odd for her to be out and about with only part of his body, no?” said an unnamed source, who acknowledged that […]

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Just catching up on end of #PMQs…a flavour of where the far right in #Norfolk would like the country to sink to…

‘Rupert Lowe, who was elected as a #Reform UK MP but who now sits as an independent, asks if #Starmer would support holding a referendum on the return of the death penalty for foreign criminals where the guilt is “undeniable”.’

There are no words 😶




Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process


Well, well, well. What have we got here? Another city slicker who thinks he can waltz into my town and start causin’ all sorts of trouble. I’d be careful if I was you, fella. Because however they do things where you’re from, ’round here we have our own way of dealin’ with criminals, and that’s […]

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Sister Insanely Letting 98-Year-Old Grandma Hold Newborn


GUILFORD, CT—Watching in horror as he silently calculated whether he would be able to dive and catch the dropped infant before its body hit the floor, local man Ken Esposito told reporters Wednesday that his sister was insanely letting their 98-year-old grandma hold her newborn. “Are you sure Grandma can support the baby’s head with […]

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Trump’s White House Renovations By The Numbers


President Trump’s remodeling of the White House continues, which so far has included the demolition of the East Wing to add an expensive ballroom and outfitting his ensuite bathroom with premium Italian marble. The Onion examines the key facts and figures behind the renovations. 3: Chandeliers in the situation room $500 million: Funding from wealthy […]

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Japan Deploys Troops To Combat Deadly Bear Attacks


Japan deployed troops into its northern rural regions to combat a surge in bear attacks that has already killed a record 12 people since April, as experts link the crisis to climate change and rural depopulation. What do you think?

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