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This week's comic: Zero dimensional chess

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ZERO DIMENSIONAL CHESS SIDELINING OTHER MEMBERS OF THEIR OWN PARTY, DEMOCRATIC LEADERSHIP PRESENTS A BOLD VISION. SCHUMER: WE SUPPORT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AND WILL DO NOTHING TO GET IT! STANDING BEHIND A LECTERN WITH A SIGN READING A NONENTITY YOU CAN COUNT ON VOTER 1: I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR CANDIDATES WHO IGNORE ME AND EVERYTHING I BELIEVE IN! VOTER 2: LET'S BE WHOLLY DEFINED BY OPPOSITION PROPAGANDA! HOLDING SIGN READING TABULA RASA NOW! THE PRESS RESPONDS PUNDIT 1: FINALLY THE DEMS HAVE STOPPED POLARIZING THE NATION! PUNDIT 2: YES, BUT ARE THEY CAPITULATING QUICKLY ENOUGH? ALSO, THEY STILL EXIST. PUNDITS ARE SITTING AT NEWSDESK THAT READS NATTERING NOGGINS PUNDIT 3: THEY HAVEN'T LITERALLY IMMOLATED THEMSELVES YET, WHICH STRIKES ME AS OUT OF TOUCH WITH THE WORKING CLASS. PUNDIT 1: WE CAN ONLY HOPE THEY SOON REACH A BIPARTISAN AGREEMENT TO SELF-DEPORT! ©2025 Jen Sorensen
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Super on-point ... and Truth Social crowd would unironically enthusiastically support the sentiments 😔
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