@Viss
No I want someone to have the hacker handle "PacketLoss" just so I can introduce them at cons.

#dadJoke #infosec

The .404 Winchester - the gun you cannot fire.

Cartridge not found.

@dgar

#DadJoke #WebJoke #Humour

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The word UNIQUE is self-descriptive. Among other reasons, it does not accept modifiers; nothing like “somewhat unique”, “totally unique”, “a little bit unique” etc…

Either the object is, or is not unique.

Thank you for indulging my #pedantry. Now here’s a small reward for that; a #riddle!

Q
How do you catch a unique rabbit?

A
Unique up on it!!

#DadJoke #BadJoke

I moved to the Northern Territory. My mother told me not to get in a state.

@dgar might appreciate ths one I made up over breakfast.No one else will. #humour #dadjoke #joke #Australia

My daughter was doing history homework and asked me what I knew about Galileo.

I said: "He was a poor boy from a poor family..."

#dadjoke

🙈 😄

@sundogplanets @ai6yr but, wait!
I was told we cannot bring bananas across the WA-BC border to protect the extensive banana plantations in BC!

#dadjoke

Random memory:

When the Knoxville (TN) Zoo did their first major remodel circa 1980, they added a big African area, both desert and jungle. And they acquired a pair of camels.

They named them Arthur and Guinevere.

Why English names for African animals?

Because they lived in a Camelot. 🥁

@VeroniqueB99

#dadjoke

I actually managed to wake up and escape the bed early this morning, in order to do my weekend #run early, to avoid the heat later on.

I'll always be an evening/night runner, but this was refreshing! And now I get to slack off the rest of the day. :)

Today's #plogging score: four pieces of small plastic trash removed from the forest. I guess that counts as... #microplogging ? ...I'll see myself out. #dadjoke #pun

#running #trailrunning

#vim is great. I just can't quit it.

#DadJoke

Hot take: If you have to smoke two joints before you smoke two joints & then smoke two more; you either need better stuff or a tolerance break. 😅
💨

#Sublime #DadJoke

This display is a very novel idea.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #Signs #SignFail #SignFails #Bookstodon #Books #BookCovers #RomanceNovels #RomanceGenre #Shirtless #ShirtlessMan

What was the Custerdonian doing when all this was happening? Maybe being yellow they were in hiding.

#Art #Pun #DadJoke

Bonus #DadJoke
Q: Why did movies 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3?
A: Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJokes #StarWars #StarWarsTheForceAwakens #TheMandalorianAndGrogu #Yoda #TheForce