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In plain English: we knew that if we attacked, they'd retaliate. We had to make sure they wouldn't [too bad they did anyway].
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West Virginia bans sex with animals and there was actually a delegate that voted against the bill 🤯
That not bad enough? A delegate has been trying to make it illegal for years because police and prosecutors have been asking for it so they don't have to keep seeing cases dropped and she had been struggling to get it introduced.
RFK Jr. food pyramid site links to Grok, which says you shouldn’t trust RFK Jr.
RFK Jr. food pyramid site links to Grok, which says you shouldn’t trust RFK Jr.
Grok generated a meal plan to fit RFK Jr's food pyramid, then explained why it's bad.Beth Mole (Ars Technica)
In The Onion-worthy news, France has begun sending official letters to citizens as they turn 29, politely urging them to get on with the business of having children.
independent.co.uk/news/world/e…
France sends letters to 29-year-olds telling them to get on with having children
The move is aimed at reducing infertility rates in France, which is tackling dwindling birth ratesAlex Croft (The Independent)
France sends letters to 29-year-olds telling them to get on with having children
France sends letters to 29-year-olds telling them to get on with having children
The move is aimed at reducing infertility rates in France, which is tackling dwindling birth ratesAlex Croft (The Independent)
Andrew Tate is ’too smart to read’ and says books are for ‘slow brains’
Self-professed misogynist influencer Andrew Tate believes reading is for people with “slow brains,” according to a recent resurfaced clip of him on X. In the video, Tate is seen bragging that his brain is too advanced for reading and that he’d rather be in constant chaos.
“I’m too smart to read. I know you’re sitting there going ‘smart people read’... no. I need action. I need constant chaos in my life to feel content. I need to be driving a supercar and f—ing fighting, f—ing a bunch of hoes and champagne… going crazy.”
Andrew Tate is ’too smart to read’ and says books are for ‘slow brains’
In a viral clip, Andrew Tate dismisses reading as a pastime for "slow brains" while saying he prefers a life of chaos and adrenalineHannah Broughton (Irish Star)
FBI concluded Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t running a sex trafficking ring for powerful men after all.
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Pentagon Unveils New GenAI Platform, It Immediately Starts Flagging Pete Hegseth's War Crimes - Above the Law
cross-posted from: lemmy.world/post/40211941
Pentagon Unveils New GenAI Platform, It Immediately Starts Flagging Pete Hegseth’s War Crimes
The Defense Department's new ChatJAG turned out to be better than the human chain of command.Joe Patrice (Above the Law)
$1 billion AI company co-founder admits that its $100 a month transcription service was originally 'two guys surviving on pizza' and typing out notes by hand | PC Gamer
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> And that tall guy buying a movie ticket was just two mischievous kids in a trench coat.
#ai #llm #technology #notTheOnion #scam #economy #foss
Economic reports from DoorDash and the press secretary gets her press reports apparently from the Onion.
> Apple today unveiled iPhone Pocket. Inspired by the concept of “a piece of cloth”
This is not satire, but Apple milking its userbase again. Ditch them.
(And they are not only scammers but Trump supporters too)
Introducing iPhone Pocket: a beautiful way to wear and carry iPhone apple.com/newsroom/2025/11/int…
#apple #technology #notTheOnion #design #iphone #fuckApple #android #linux
Introducing iPhone Pocket: a beautiful way to wear and carry iPhone
ISSEY MIYAKE and Apple today unveiled iPhone Pocket, designed to fit any iPhone as well as all pocketable items.Apple
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A Chinese container ship has completed a pioneering journey through the Arctic to a UK port, state-run news agency Xinhua reported, cutting in half the usual transit time for the electric vehicles and solar panels aboard destined for Europe.
The new Northern Sea Route, running entirely through Arctic waters and within Russia's exclusive economic zone, can now be navigated by ships due to global warming.
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McKinsey wonders how to sell AI apps with no measurable benefits
cross-posted from: feddit.org/post/19994085
McKinsey wonders how to sell AI apps with no measurable benefits
McKinsey wonders how to sell AI apps with no measurable benefits
: Consultant says software vendors risk hiking prices without cutting costs or boosting productivityDan Robinson (The Register)
Disappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are released
Disappointed Christians say 'God is delaying the Rapture' until Epstein Files are released
After the rapture failed to happen on Tuesday, many Christians are blaming it on the fact Donald Trump hasn't released a trove of documents relating to Jeffrey EpsteinTom McGhie (Daily Star)