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#MovieThread VI: The Past Is An Undiscovered Country, Chapter Eleven — November Edition

From 2020 to 2024 I watched 1962 movies.
In 2025 so far I've watched another 338, for a total of 2300 movies.

This month:
* Danny Boyle.
* Men in Black.
* Probably some Planet of the Apes.

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#MovieThread VI: The Past Is An Undiscovered Country, Chapter Ten — October Edition

From 2020 to 2024 I watched 1962 movies.
In 2025 so far I've watched another 306, for a total of 2268 movies.

* Wrapping up Stanley Kubrick.
* Not a bad month to do Henry Selick in.
* Probably some horror.

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What if Kerry Fox, Ewan McGregor, and Christopher Eccleston with enough hair to have a side part were roommates, would that be fucked up or what, it's --

#339, or #2301, 1994 Danny Boyle picture "Shallow Grave."

#339 #2301
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I'm pretty sure this one isn't about trains, it's --

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Not my thing, in a bunch of ways.

The whole drugs thing aside, it's undeniably well-made, and I can totally understand why this hit 90s British cinema like a bomb. But just like how I can only see the bad of the drugs thing, I'm just so fucking tired of this whole nihilist schtick.

It's a load of old shit that can go stick its head up its own arse.

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Uh oh. I have this on my watch list and keep forgetting to see it. I am guessing you don't recommend it?
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@Llamacalamity I profoundly disliked it, but it's an almost universally well-regarded classic, so you might well connect with it a lot better than I did.
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I bought the book and after some years realized I was never going to read it so I sold it
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@B Yeah, I don't think I would've put this on if I wasn't doing all the Danny Boyle movies, either. It's undeniably well made, but also, buh.
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The movie that dares to ask, what if there were fights... on the street? It's --

#341, or #2303, 1994's "Street Fighter."

#341 #2303
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if street fighter is so good how come there isn't a street fighter 2
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More going on here in just opening graphics than in a lot of movies' entire runtimes.
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Like the original "Mario" movie, the 1994 "Street Fighter" movie is a deeply goofy adaptation, a profoundly flawed work, a universally-agreed bad movie, and an equally universally misunderstood camp masterpiece.

Bangs, honks, and slaps.

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The Mario Movie was fun, I don't know why people hate on it so much :(
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@anke Yeah, weird is good, love weird. I'll take weird over most things any day.
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hot take: this movie is good, actually, and Raul Julia is a national treasure
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@The_T Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've seen this before, and I'm pretty sure it: Rules.
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The entire time this has been out there was always something more interesting on, but I guess, even though as far as I can tell everyone agrees it's an absolute nothingburger, it's a slow enough week to finally go see --

#342, or #2304, 2025's "Tron: Ares."

#342 #2304
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Wall to wall the coolest shit you ever saw, in a movie so profoundly and deeply stupid I'd believe you if you told me it was written by a concussed rock.
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Jared Leto also a real problem with this one -- I buy him as the dead-eyed, soulless computer program, but when I look him in the face I just fundamentally don't believe that he's capable of learning empathy, emotion, or the enjoyment of music.

(He never stops sounding like Patrick Bateman about music.)

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Bad movie in all the ways I should care about, great cinematic Tron nonsense (Tronsense) light and sound show.
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sometimes I wonder if any Tron film was ever good, or whether they only looked good and the arcade game was kinda fun (for some modes)
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@The_T Each of them is worse as a film than the last one, I think, but you're not wrong.

(The first one doesn't even look that great, but there's an eager ambition to it all that the seamlessness of modern blockbuster effects just will never capture, and it makes up for its inability to meet those ambitions by being very charmingly doofy.)

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I actually find the first one a chore to slog through. As a film, it's pacing is so glacial it's like nails on a chalkboard.
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This is NOT a movie about Jared Leto roaming around an American national park, leaving now to go see —

#343, or #2305, 2025’s “Predator: Badlands.”

#343 #2305
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I've heard some showings of that have a trailer for Metroid Prime 4: Beyond along with other trailers.
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@rand__althor Not here it didn't, but we rarely get the American "connected" trailers like that, with rare exceptions usually it's just that month's trailer reel for action, for comedy, for animation, etcetera. Good combo, though, makes sense to me.
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Fun! "Predator" as Yautja POV buddy road trip coming-of-age flick!

Does a lot of fresh things with the franchise, several of them encapsulated in the previous sentence, and some of which might've sounded annoying to me on paper, but are executed wonderfully here -- it's charmingly fun all the way down.

A Good Time at the Movies.

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@naga A good, solid, fun time is all I really want from one of these and it more than delivered!
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The third and final film of Danny Boyle's "Ewan McGregor Is No Angel" trilogy, it's --

#344, or #2306, 1997's "A Life Less Ordinary."

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Hot take, any depiction of any kind of heaven that depicts it as having any kind of bureaucracy in it is actually a depiction of hell pretending to be a depiction of heaven.
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Watched a video about these Costa Botes “Lord of the Rings” behind the scenes docs recently, figured I might as well watch them, and so I watched —

#345, or #2307, 2002 DVD special feature “The Making of The Fellowship of the Ring.”

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It’s kind of amazing just how ramshackle everything looks in glorious low-fi early digital video. And also just how much he captures — nobody here is in polite behind the scenes doc mode, it’s just people hard at work making movies. And goofing off. And swearing. And getting hurt. And being human.

Eos alive, I love watching people make movies.

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(We all agree the best bit is the Eighteen Months Later to the chain mail guys still making chain mail, but I love the earnestness with which part of the one guy does genuinely seem to believe the Papa Smurf plush they’ve taken hostage /will/ one day give up its secrets.)
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The movie that dares to ask, what if there was a beach, it's --

#346, or #2308, 2000 Danny Boyle picture "The Beach."

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I know Boyle getting Leo for this instead of McGregor is why Boyle and McGregor don't talk for a decade and a half, but instantly I'm going, yeah, Leo at peak doe eyes is the right choice for this.

There's an innocence to Leo, one that at this time he always looks like he's right on the verge of losing, and I think that fits the "a lot of rough shit happens to a backpacker" thing a lot better than 90s McGregor's scottish scum bum vibe.

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On the one hand to some extent a return to form after "A Life Less Ordinary," in the sense that it’s a well-made movie that has actual control over its tone, on the other hand, eveyone on the island is fucking annoying, a lot of this stuff should be huge red flags to everyone way before the turn at the end, and it’s all just a little too…
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There’s a line early on where Françoise says something along the lines of, “that’s what all the cocky little white boy backpackers say,” my words, not hers, and it made me go, oh, maybe this’ll be a repudiation of that kind of thing.

But it still kind of just is that kind of thing.

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@kurt A dreamy Scottish scum bum who could only ever get you in some kind of trouble.

Not that Obi-Wan looks like he'd get you in trouble, but that's the wrong vibe, too.

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The last time I saw this was with 80 impending law students during the introduction week for my aborted eight months of law school, which is really the ideal context to watch this in, but alright, the Brother hasn't seen it, and I guess the cinema are doing a Nicholson season, so leaving now for a screening of --

#347, or #2309, 1992's "A Few Good Men."

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Still pretty good! A Few Pretty Good Men! And one dogshit one!

Found myself quietly taken in by the Kevin Pollak character, this time. He genuinely hates these guys not just for what they did but for what they believed that made them do it, but that doesn't mean he shouldn't do the right thing. Could've made the whole movie about that.

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Tried the limited edition pickle-flavoured popcorn at the cinema.

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Know nothing about this except I'm pretty sure it's about a mediocre art thief deciding to do a big heist, leaving now to go see --

#348, or #2310, 2025's "The Mastermind."

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We've all had the Thought. The one of, "oh, hm, you could just walk away with this, if you wanted." A painting on a wall. A car somebody quickly jumps out of. A wallet in a purse.

The Josh O'Connor character has had the Thought, and finds out why you don't turn it into the Choice. Because it makes your life incompatible with society. You'd have to leave. You'd have to go. You broke the social contract and now you can't be here any more. Or they'll make you.

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Real solid, slow, deliberate de-re-construction of the heist thriller. This is how it would go. It wouldn't be cool. You wouldn't be suave. You'd be embarassed, about the selfish thing you'd done.

Great movie.

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The movie that dares to ask, what if there were some men who wore black, it's --

#349, or #2311, 1997's "Men in Black."

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This anticipates the modern action blockbuster in just enough ways that, good or bad, you can kind of totally credit it for paving part of the way to them, while also still being /such/ a 1997-ass movie.

Will Smith maybe at the height of his powers here.

Very charming. Very watchable.

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Oh wow yeah I must have seen the original like 30 times as a kid. I had the Burger King neuralyzer and everything. I think I did see some of the sequels but definitely not all of them. Glad you enjoyed it!

And yeah I missed when Will Smith would release a rap single with every movie he was in.

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@Eliot_L I think they should have him do it for movies he's not even associated with, too.

"are they walking / or are they balking / it's Women Talking"

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The movie that dares to ask, what if there were some /more/ men who wore black, it's --

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Already I prefer the goofy low-fi true story reconstruction aesthetic over this 2002 raytraced screensaver-ass CGI.
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The world is fun and rich, but the story is a little functional — the amount of legwork it has to do to get its elements into place all takes so long that neither their case nor the occupation of the office ever really manages to feel that urgent.
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It’s also really missing the sense of discovery, of peeling back the curtain, that made the original so wonderful — it tries to do parts of it through Kay and Laura but it’s all either too little too late or stuff we’ve seen before, and so it doesn’t really land.
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Will Smith really a master of the movie summary credits rap form.
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I'm sorry I asked.

Yeah, this is, kind of bad. The flow is not great, and some of the rhymes are really whack?

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But yeah, he's not as good at it as he used to be.
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to be honest, I went through a phase in high school where I read I, Robot, and I've still never forgiven him for the film that used the title.
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@The_T I feel like that's how a lot of people feel about him being Legend, too.
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Marty! We have to go to a 40th anniversary screening of —

#351, or #2313, 1985’s “Back to the Future”!

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Turns out the best movie ever made is even better in a full (FULL!) cinema with an audience that's 100% into it! A few meme reactions, but every joke got the right kind of laugh, all the drama the right gasps! Transformative!

Which sucks, because now watching it at home will always be second place to November 13, 2025! No good! Loved it!

A tremendous (we gotta go back in) time at the movies!

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@anke Might be one of my favourite ever cinema experiences, right alongside everyone at the Den Haag IMAX holding their breath for the last fifteen minutes of "Avengers: Infinity War."
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Watched the second of those Costa Botes "Lord of the Rings" docs --

#352, or #2314, 2003’s “The Making of The Two Towers."

Still just love watching people make movies!

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Part of the story of these docs is that they're essentially unfinished drafts that Botes only found out were gonna be released when the boxset they were on was about to come out, and you can kind of tell -- it's really just the footage in a sensible order, with no narration, and graphics limited to white sans-serifs fading in and then back out.
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But part of what makes these such a delight to me *is* the rawness of them, the feeling that there's nobody in the room telling them the party line, that there's nobody telling, say, Boyd and Monaghan not to talk about what Treebeard is doing to their nutsacks. All a tighter edit, additional interviews, narration, etcetera, would do is risk losing some of that.
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Good bits include literally every Boyd and Monaghan scene, Andy Serkis in his disgusting-looking full-body Gollum sock explaining what the fuck his job is on this thing before we all understand it because of him, Bernard Hill's body double plotting Bernard Hill's demise, slashing the imaginary orc sitting on the imaginary warg with an imaginary sword, having to make miniature flames look exactly like full-scale flames, everyone generally just being good at their jobs.
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As I understand it, this has basically the same plot as Danny Boyle's "Shallow Grave," except instead of three roommates it's two little kids, and instead of a briefcase full of cash found in a dead roommate's room it's a sack full of pounds thrown out of a train on the eve of Britain's switch to the Euro, in --

#353, or #2315, 2004 Danny Boyle film "Millions."

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Narration poking ahead at the cash, these kids and their dad (James Nesbitt) moving house -- but mostly I'm still kind of amazed by the swing from the Ewan McGregor Shithead Trilogy, The Beach, 28 Days Later to a very 00s (but so far fairly charming) kidlit adaptation.
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He can do what he want, of course, but it's the kind of thing you expect to find as somebody's first to third feature, a young director just looking for a gig, not a confident auteur's sixth picture.
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2004-ass kidlit flick, but also, well made, and honestly kind of charming.
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The movie that dared to ask, what if Arnold Schwarzenegger was --

#354, or #2316, 1987 Richard Bachman adaptation "The Running Man."

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in the far-flung future year of 2017, technology and shitty reality tv rule
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gotta say, when reading the Bachman novel, I was not picturing Arnold's thick Austrian accent

nor do I remember any very low-energy in-chopper fights

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Obviously this is absolutely Babies, Babies MacIntyre even, as an adaptation of the Bachman novel, and to call it good would be an insult to good things.

But as just a goofy, over-the-top, silly Arnold Schwarzenegger action flick, it's hard to deny all the ways in which it's very dumb add up to something pretty enjoyably watchable.

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The movie that dares to ask, what if there were EVEN MORE men who wore black, it's --

#355, or #2317, 2012's "Men in Black 3," or "MIB³."

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A real step back up after the middling second one! This one is just solidly a good, fun time.
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Sneak Preview, we don't know what the movie is, just that it isn't out yet. Could be "Die My Love"?

Leaving now. #356, or #2318.

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Sneak Preview was 2025's "Splitsville," a great little open relationship screwball romcom!

So /that's/ what Dakota Johnson is for!

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Looked funny from the trailer, I'd heard good things, so I would've gone to see this anyway, but it was nice to see it with as big a crowd as this is probably ever gonna get here.

Flows past comfortably on a pleasant river of funny and then occasionally just hits a big laugh real well. (That (great, hysterical) fight scene goes on /so long/! Cousin Greg from Succession deployed masterfully!)

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The movie that dares to ask, what if there was an 11-and-a-half month intermission in the musical “Wicked,” in which I watched 397 other movies, leaving now to go see —

#357, or #2319, 2025’s “Wicked: For Good.”


Well, I'm off to see the Wizard. Leaving now for --

#1922, or #430, 2024's "Wicked: Part One."


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Look, 2025's "Wicked: For Good" is kind of all over the place. All that stuff people complained about last year, still true, and it sure is paced like the messily expanded second half of the story it is.
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But was 2025's "Wicked: For Good" also 137 minutes of me McConnaughey-in-"Interstellar"-weeping at the screen?

I mean, it's still the story of an outsider in a land driven mad by greed, fear, and a willingness to reach across the aisle being driven to the fringes of society, branded a terrorist, for her totally sensible fact-based perspective, so, you know, did I relate?

The picture obviously completely incinerated me.

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(Also, between the Baum and Maguire novels I might-a forgot how the musical ended? Dear reader, the ashes that were left of me were incinerated a second time.)
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One day I'll be able to assess this as a film instead of an emotional tsunami but today is not that day, one million stars.
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Let's learn some things about your so-called American Thanksgiving, in --

#358, or #2320, 1984's "The Hoboken Chicken Emergency."

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I know nothing about this except that American Thanksgiving is an evil holiday and that this 55-minute TV movie involves a giant chicken.
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The movie that dares to ask, what if there were even more men who wore black and they were /international/, if we take "men" to mean "people," and "international" to mean "one of them is Australian," it's --

#359, or #2321, 2019's "Men in Black: International," or "MIB: International."

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See, already by using the Eiffel Tower I feel like this is kind of missing the point. A whole thing of the first one is that it invites you to imagine the bits of New York you /don't/ see everywhere in every movie are the bits the secrets hide behind.

If you're gonna do global MIB, you can /do/ Paris, but it has to be the Paris equivalent of the Brooklyn-Battery Tunnel ventilation building, NOT the Eiffel Tower.

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It’s a perfectly fine, competent modern blockbuster, which means it utterly misses the point. And I don’t even care that much about these!
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Jack Nicholson classics season continues, I know very little about this one but I'm sure I'll recognise loads, leaving now to go see --

#360, or #2322, 1975's "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest."

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A well-regarded classic for good reason. An excellent round of Nicholson doing the Nicholson thing, supported by a wonderful ensemble cast, some of whom feel slightly underserved for how much more famous they are now.

On paper I maybe feel like it's generally too funny to support a swing to tragedy that goes this hard, but it also does just kinda work, doesn't it.

(Brad Dourif, what a babe.)

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I knew he was in it, but I only recognised him through process of elimination.
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@kurt It took a shot of him in a hallway where he's about the same height as the chairs to make me go, wait, that's right, he's in this, isn't he.
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The movie that dares to ask, what if Amsterdam sucked shit to be in? No, it's not a documentary, it's --

#361, or #2323, 1988's "Amsterdamned."

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The first time the trailer for the sequel played at the cinema, we both automatically went "this should be called, or at least be about somebody called, the Grachtenslachter."
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Counted some of his other ones, might as well count this one.

#362, or #2324, 2025 Defunctland video “Disney’s Living Characters: A Broken Promise.”

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Some previous posts here:


the four hour Defunctland robot video starts at Turing

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I was gonna just log this on Letterboxd and link to this there, but the listing on there has disappeared since I started writing, so now I guess I gotta remember to crosspost it later.
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It’s the Mystery Classic, except it’s not a Mystery.

The hints are:
* “Chocolate.”
* “Eyes on the ball.”

And even before those dropped, the app had a listing for a random screening of a movie that would fit the Mystery Classic bill perfectly, that was in the same screen, at the same time the Mystery Classic usually is, that was replaced two days later by the Mystery Classic.

Leaving now to go see —

#363, or #2325, 1994’s “Forrest Gump.”

#363 #2325
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Much to the entire room's complete unsurprise, the Mystery Classic was 1994's "Forrest Gump."

I'll grant you, Peak Zemeckis will always just work on me, but I think this walks an impossible line between offensive and schmaltzy incredibly well. Does, I think, get schmaltzier on every revisit, but with age I also do appreciate schmaltz more. Schmaltz. Schmaltz. Yup, it's already lost meaning.

Good movie. Couldn't make it today. (Because Bob Zemeckis and Tom Hanks already made it in 1994.)

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Should I see any Zemeckis films, or have I peaked already by seeing BttF and Roger Rabbit
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Watched the third and final of the Costa Botes “Lord of the Rings” making-of docs —

#364, or #2326, 2004’s “The Making of The Return of the King.”

I kinda said what I had to say about these with the other two, so, see those. Still just love watching people make movies, even if at this point they’re all SO tired.

Imagine getting not just to make these movies but to be and feel DONE making them.

#364 #2326
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It's been a while since my last Danny Boyle film, so let's stare straight into the ball of fire in the sky and observe some --

#365, or #2327, 2007's "Sunshine."

#365 #2327
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Woah, Fox Searchlight Pictures fanfare in reverse so it ends on a quiet shot of the sun.
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This feels like a good choice for my 365th movie of the year.
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"Welcome to Icarus II."

having a great time here on the unsinkable Second Titanic, now, let's get as close to these icebergs as possible

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this is just lowering the solar filter on Platform One to try and kill Rose in "The End of the World."
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Now you see me on your timeline, and for the next few hours you won’t, because I’m leaving now to go see —

#366, or #2328, 2025’s “Now You See Me: Now You Don’t.”

#366 #2328
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A perfectly fine, totally adequate Now You See Me picture. Does all the Now You See Me Things. Very likeable, watchable nonsense, the new cast slot perfectly well into the old gang.

They could stand to escalate these slightly further if they do do another one of these -- with this one these do start to feel a little been there, Seen that.

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Took a few weeks to get around to this one, so I guess ironically we chose to walk, not run, to go and see —

#367, or #2329, 2025’s “The Running Man."

#367 #2329
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On the surface a lot of this is a pretty good, modernised adaptation of the Bachman novel, and I like a lot of the individual parts on their own, but then it just doesn’t quite gel into a cohesive whole somehow. It oscillates wildly between silly, angry, and tonelessly violent, and it constantly just says everyone’s motivations and goals out loud, often directly to camera.

(You’re gonna be this critical of the state of the media and also be this post-nuance? Come on, dawg.)

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I do like how angry it is, but it’s almost kind of angry about the state of the world as it was ten or fifteen years ago. A version of this made in like 2015 by 2015’s Edgar Wright might’ve been a real banger.

/And/. It’s set in the far-flung future year of 2025, references Obama, there’s "Kardashian"-esque reality shows, but then there’s also no laptops or phones, because the show has to be live and we don’t want to have to deal with the ways in which social media changes that?

Messy!

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Considering how much Lotto Weekend Miljonairs we used to watch back in the day, almost weird that I haven't seen this, it's --

#368, or #2330, 2008 Danny Boyle film "Slumdog Millionaire."

#368 #2330
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reverse "Sunshine" Fox Searchlight Pictures fanfare (because it goes in the normal chronological direction)
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I would refuse to look at James Franco for this long, but thankfully this has been cut down from reality to a tight 94 minutes, it's --

#369, or #2331, 2010 Danny Boyle film "127 Hours."

#369 #2331
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Is this what 2023's "The Dive" -- diver gets stuck in a cave -- and 2022's "The Fall" -- climbers get stuck at the top of a very thin tower -- were B-movie knockoffs of?
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Because I understand the premise of this to be "canyoneer gets stuck under a boulder." For just a scootch longer than 126 hours and 59 minutes, I assume.
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Good, but 90 minutes of just looking at James Franco is way too much James Franco in this, the Year of Luigi.
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@NYSloth I should get around to that. (Strong aesthetic choice, though, I can see how that might massively affect what the place feels like.)