"The entire country can be taken out in one night, and that night might be tomorrow night." the Diddler-in-Chief said. (SOURCE: The GUARDIAN, April 6, 2026)

He went on to say "Or it might be the night of August 16, 2147. Who knows? But the golden ballroom will look beautiful when it's finished. No one has ever built a ballroom like it. That's why I won the 2020 election. The walls. The walls will be great. Mexico is paying for the walls. I went to Mexico once. I won a golf tournament there. I was playing with myself. Speaking of playing with myself, I like to go into the dressing room for the pageants. You know, when you own stuff, laws don't apply..."

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