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"God Wondering When Humans Will Realize Purpose Of Life Masturbating Continually."
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![God Wondering When Humans Will Realize Purpose Of Life Masturbating Continually
THE HEAVENS—Expressing His confusion as to how their true calling continued to elude them, God Almighty, our Lord and Heavenly Father, was reportedly wondering Wednesday when humans would realize that the major purpose of life was to continually masturbate. “It feels good and the parts to do it are attached to your body—how much simpler […]](https://social.trom.tf/photo/preview/640/41732565 "God Wondering When Humans Will Realize Purpose Of Life Masturbating Continually
THE HEAVENS—Expressing His confusion as to how their true calling continued to elude them, God Almighty, our Lord and Heavenly Father, was reportedly wondering Wednesday when humans would realize that the major purpose of life was to continually masturbate. “It feels good and the parts to do it are attached to your body—how much simpler […]")
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I KNEW IT!!!!!
"God Wondering When Humans Will Realize Purpose Of Life Masturbating Continually."
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