FOLKS, HAVE YOU SEEN RACHEL MADDOW LATELY? SHE LOOKS SO GLUM, SO MISERABLE—LIKE SHE JUST FOUND OUT HER RATINGS HIT ROCK BOTTOM AGAIN! People are saying, "Mr. President, why does she always look like she lost her car keys AND her mind at the same time?" And I tell them, "Because she’s been WRONG about EVERYTHING for YEARS!" Russia hoax? WRONG. Impeachment nonsense? WRONG. She’s the face of FAILURE, folks. Maybe she’s glum because she knows—TRUMP IS COMING BACK, BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVER! CHEER UP, RACHEL, YOU’LL HAVE PLENTY TO TALK ABOUT SOON!