Around 2002, a White Guy & a Black Guy began making lots of racket.
Black Guy was constantly on synths n things & White Guy would do all sorts of weird stuff like turntablism, playing rubber bands as basses, but also sumtimes hittin synths, e-bass or weird childrens toys he took from his girlfriends kids.
Din around 2005 an idiot by the name of Mark Sandstorm cided to sign them to D-Fault records. Dis confused Black Guy & White Guy cause dey didn get why sum dance indie rock label douche would want anything to do wit em, but guy said "don fret! cause while weird may not get big numbers, it has a way of gaining dedicated numbers!" so both the guys were like "Whatever.....this is all dumb, LETS DO IT!"
Really cool Acid Allstars techno punk White Girl from Stockholm heard da Guys n was like, "YOU THINK LINDSEY LOHAN'S A CUNT! SO DO I!" so she reproduced some of their material n started screaming the reals about Lohan being a cunt wit the guys. So that was cool n she was totally hot which gave the band a sex appeal front lady or sumting as a bonus.
The album got into a production suck hole of endless delays, but the Ants went out doing some shows n tings n d meantime where they'd get people dancing just to lure them in n den they'd wreck minds with weird the last half to quarter set til the people ran away screaming “mommy make the bad men stop” or the promoters kicked em off stage.
White Guy n the Black Guy sm:)ed because they thought most people were stupid n their music sucked, n that's why no one could have nice things.
When people run away they might leave shit behind n take their bad music n art wit em back to mommy. Fact they got multiple bookings, including a co-headlining slot for a big show wit dis formula obviously proves they were idiot savant geniuses or something......or the human race is just really really ENTIRELY without wisdom. Probably both.
The White Guy became part owner o dis restaurant n Juno Florida that was like the Swiss Family Robinson Tree House but on the ground instead of in the sky, n the Black Guy accidentally went to go work 4 techno Nazis round Denver cause he didn know they were Nazis, even though he knew they'd helped the Nazis keep track of dead Jews in the past, but mostly he wanted to make more art in Denver cause South Florida was lame....which proves something about both the White Guy n Black Guy, but we're not sure what other than that they had to stop making the kids run home to mommie n stuff n the Black Guy was smart enough to use Nazi gold to help screw over Nazis until they laid him off.....
Which was basically a Nazi way of saying,
"We thought you'd be like a techno Obama n not a techno Nat Turner!"
Anywho, the Black Guy met The Other White Guy n Denver then The Other White Guy helped em make a song about Nazi Corporate Catholic Jews cause just like Obamas a black Nazi, there's also JewCat Nazi Setianist like Rothschilds n Hitler.
Then came a song bout how Nazis secretly won the war n MK Ultrad n drugged the shit out of just bout everybody in d world that they hadn't killed with bombs, drugs, or Flynt water.
The Black Guy was like, "Hey Other White Guy, this stuff is Ant material n fills in some blanks of material lost....now dat dere's bandcamps, might as well roll it out since D-Fault defaulted on us."
The Other White Guy, was like "HELLZ 2 DA YEAH!"
So now, unless ya found stuff on myspace (but they went by Piss Ant in those days) you basically now have the most awesome band you never got to hear.
And that's the end of the story.

*this album released on a pay what you want basis because money is stupid and also dumb. AND THAT INCLUDES CRYPTOS!
but feel free to give away crypto for the album to help us feed the money zombies when they attack us if you want.
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credits
released November 23, 2017

The White Guy is Jon Sullivan: Synths, Other Weird Shite, Bass, Programming, Production

The Black Guy is Alien Nesby (A23P): Vocals, Synths, Programming, Backing Guitar, Production

The White Girl is Oedla Oedahl Main Jack: Vocals, Production

The Other White Guy is Tim Dowling: Vocals, Lead Guitar

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